I Have Stories

I don’t care how you take it .. but I know you need it bad:

ER Staff- no matter who/where – Dealing with people today is way too stressful

People in the ER who are waiting for hours because there is a lunatic family demanding the police be called

The police when they show up

Or

When you got up at 5am and prepped, cooked and set up for Thanksgiving and someone calls last minute (running late) and you just finished making the gravy and it’s perfect.

But unfortunately, you turn to wine instead.. everyone regrets this.. However:

An intervention commences when late person arrives with Dunkin

Or

You are scheduled for day surgery at 11:00am. Have to be there at 8:00 and already have a headache.

You wake up after surgery and even the steaming brown water in the Styrofoam cup looks great

Or

You show up at the hospital above for your planned surgery and walk in with people drinking Starbucks… even worse having that great lemon pound cake.

Or

You friend is feeling sorry for herself and she has helped you before so you need to go to her house at 8p and you are tired.

You make the mistake of bringing her one…. and your night got 3 hours longer.

Or

You realize that you left the house without something you needed and have to go back and there’s traffic and you are going to be late anyway….. So bouncing in with coffee for the group -after sucking down a huge latte will make it better.

And it always does