Whatever it takes… it’s the 80’s
Dual driver/front seat passenger action
Yes, you can drive and operate the wiper…. you have to see
Works best in bumper to bumper traffic
No one cares, everyone is just aggravated and miserable
If pulled over, cop understands you were just trying to get to the bank before it closes at 5p
If the rope ( your bathtub close line) breaks… you pull over , tie a knot on passenger side
Passenger will have to lean out a little..but worth it if you can cash your $89.00 weekly check
You need the cash to pay your friend’s brother to fix the wipers while you are at work
He will expect some sort of appreciation, beyond the money
He will have to settle for a 6 pack and a smile
Unwritten rule: No one gets with Peggy’s brother
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