I always overthink something until I can’t anymore
I do the stupid abdomen exercise when I get out of bed
The dog eats twigs and acorns off the ground
I cut off at least one person getting off an exit
I drop my credit card into the seat crack near my console as I grab my giant half and half cone at the DQ drive through.. right after I have a dental cleaning
The potholes on my street turn into a game of swerve until I spot a human watching
I turn on the TV and there is always someone broadcasting the news like they are on fire. Stop the damn screaming
I become enraged while I clean the house.
I relax by making chicken parmigiana
The Amazon guy jumps onto the front porch and scares the shit out of me at 8:55pm.
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